Reality is sinking in. In 30 days, I will not be going back to college. I won’t move into a dorm room. I won’t hang out with people in the snack bar. I won’t take another awesome English or Creative Writing class. But most importantly, I won’t be seeing my amazing friends every day.

vvallflowered:

"I wrote 50,000 words already, and now I hate my lead character," a book written by me.

schmergo:

For never was a tale of more blood and guts

Than this of Rome and her Julius

(Source: alswearengen)

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i had a really bad monday and wound up crying because of some homophobic bullshit i was subjected to. you always manage to cheer me up. could i get a comic maybe? thnx either way. :)
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awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

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#pokemon
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otarrato:

octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

THE NIDORANS

this is the best thing ever oh my GOD

I just opened a book that’s been in a box for 13 years and this bookmark fell out. This is weird because the Fat Albert movie came out 10 years ago and also I don’t remember ever receiving this bookmark.

get to know me meme: [4/5] female characters → gina linetti

"I was born for politics. I have great hair, and I love lying."

(Source: spencersreid)

kingslyers:

Game of Thrones: Season 4 Bloopers [x]

jaclcfrost:

i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun

(Source: jaclcfrost)

What Famous Novelists Would Say If They Knew You Stopped Reading Their Books

blackballoonpublishing:

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The literary world is always trying to find ways to reinvent itself. (After all, we do have the looming horror of Amazon drones to compete with.) One of the most recent efforts is Brazil-based Penguin-Companhia’s “smart bookmark,” which uses a light sensor, timer and miniature wifi-enabled computer to detect when you’ve been neglecting a book. That’s not all: If you have been ignoring your read, you will receive a tweet from the author encouraging you to pick it up again.

While its fun to imagine receiving personal tweets from your favorite authors, it’s also hard not to think about the disappointment each writer would feel receiving notifications about their life’s work being ignored. It also begs the question: What would some of our most celebrated authors have to say to you if you put down their books? We’re already imagining the possibilities:

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Truman Capote:

This book scraped me right down to the marrow of my bones. It nearly killed me. What is it doing gathering dust, hmm?

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Virginia Woolf:

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not read well. Don’t let the book just sit there.

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Gabriel Garcia Marquez:

What is that ― the scent of bitter almonds? Must be the scent of unrequited love, my dear reader.

KEEP READING …

If the signs were mythological creatures:
Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter